No Makeup But Slushy Magic

Has anyone tried this? I watched an ad for it while babysitting my cousins. It looked so much fun and who doesn't like slushies? Evil people who can't stand the cold with sensitive teeth can't appreciate a good  slushy.  However, I have slightly sensitive teeth, enjoy moderately cold weather and have a dash of innate goodness in me (sometimes) and even I can appreciate a Slushy. Throw that in with any flavor I want... I am sold. Not really, I waited till I saw this for $14 at Rite Aid. The main thing is to wait until the three cubes of a questionable nature is completely frozen before use.

Also make sure that your drink has sugar in it. None of the artificial sugar. I didn't know that and tried it with water. Not smart because I just started shaking it until my bat wings got a good workout but was left with cold water. For this demonstration, I used a Green Tea with ginseng and honey from Arizona.  

 With your frozen cubes, fill until the line... (If you have soda, make sure to let some of the gas out once in a while)

Put your hands on the hole and shake. It's crazy shakin' time. It might sound a bit lewd but the best motion to use is to put both hands and just... Remember the shake weight commercial and how it moves? Yeah.. tons of sexual innuendo. It involves a lot of shaking and it's not like the infomercial where kids just toss it around three times and BAM. Shook it silly for about three to five minutes.

F YEAH! Slushy Magic. What sorcery is it? None. Just a lot of elbow grease. I told my sister about this and she said "What kind of chemicals go in the cubes to make this possible? Have fun eating slush while mutating slowly on the inside." Wow, I had to shut her up and made her a Mountain Dew slush. That shut her up real good.

Wanna know something weird? When I started typing this and misspelled slushy, the auto correct wanted to change this to sluts. Lol. Now read this whole thing using sluts instead of slushy and have some immature fun.